Get Ready For...

That's right!  Veteran filmmaker Oliver Stone will be directing and producing the film adaptation of Grizzly Flats' famous "Burger Night" and you'd better believe that Hollywood stars are burning up his phone lines to be cast in the blockbuster.  They aren't above changing their appearance to look like regular folks either, just to be considered for a possible role in this Academy Award courting feature film.

Of course, being as how press has its privileges, I have some head shots from famous folks who are auditioning for parts.  I won't say who they are going to be playing, but I'm betting if you look hard, you can see some of our neighbors in these folks.  Sure, we're better looking, but you can't fault them for trying.  When Burger Nights commence again in June, look around and see who is going to be played by whom:

Brittany Spears

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones

John Travolta

Tara Reid

Sarah Jessica Parker

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Sharon Stone

Ashlee Simpson

Tom Cruise

Cameron Diaz

Jennifer Aniston

Pamela Anderson

Paris Hilton

Nicole Kidman